January 7, 2011. The end of an era. For the previous 11 years – pretty much from the day I was able to afford it – I had subscribed to satellite television. For the past six years, I had DVR service along with it. And as those who have it know, once you go DVR, you can never go back. Except in my case, I did. To quote the great Kirk Lazarus, I went full retard.
To be fair, unemployment crept its way into our household, and cutting $128 a month from the budget seemed like a smart thing to do. So long, DirecTV. Nice knowin’ ya, HBO and Showtime. Peace out, ESPN, FSN, TNT and NBA TV. And it certainly won’t be the same without you, DVR.
It’s a wonder I still had a set of rabbit ears packed away in a box. So I dusted them off, plugged them in, and voila. I’m back in the 90s with ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, FOX, a couple of independents, a few religious stations, and approximately 500 Spanish language channels that fill a programming niche I like to call, “hot women.”
Although it’s a step back, there is newness to the experience. Ten years ago, nobody had 40-inch widescreens. The crisp HD reception while watching football over the weekend blew me away. I didn’t even have to attach aluminum foil to the tips of the antennas. They just worked.
Those are a few observations, here are several more:
• While I was away, the local channels apparently adopted the Dewey Decimal System. There have always been the network affiliates, channels 5, 8, 11 and so on. But with rabbit ears, channel 8.2 shows weather 24/7. Channel 5.3 broadcasts nothing but winter sports. And channel 33.2 appears to be a never-ending Benny Hill marathon.
• The adjustment back to TV commercials is really more about readjusting to the commercial break. With DVR, I could record shows, pause live TV, skip commercials—the programming was at my mercy. Now, it’s about being smart with my time. A 22-minute sitcom takes a full 30 minutes. A 1-hour football game takes 3 hours. That’s a lot of free time to load the dishwasher, replace light bulbs or check Facebook. By maximizing my breaks, I can still get all of that stuff done. Not to mention, in between Viagra and Cialis advertisements, there are actually some really entertaining commercials out there.
• I’m also experimenting with technology for the first time in years. Between Apple TV, PS3 and connecting my laptop to my TV, the back of my media cabinet resembles the switchboard at NORAD. P.S. Best Buy and RadioShack, you’re dead to me. I easily saved $50 buying the cables I needed from Amazon.com.
• TV sans cable is not just about rabbit ears anymore. You can rent and buy shows with Apple TV, PS3 and from Amazon.com, just to name a few. Most stations also have episodes available on their websites, with some notable exceptions. Dear HBO and Showtime, put your programming online a la carte. I WILL PAY FOR IT. Additionally there are video sites like YouTube and Hulu that stream a variety of content, about 95 percent of which is crap (even though I wind up watching it.)
• I miss sports. I believe they’re the saving grace for cable and satellite. You want to watch them live, in HD, and with enough bandwidth to keep your signal. (All of which negates watching online to a degree, for now.) Of course, if the NBA didn’t blackout broadband broadcasts in local markets, I would already be paying for their broadband League Pass. Dear NBA, end blackout for local markets and air games online. I WILL PAY FOR IT. It’s no wonder DIRECTV paid out the ass for exclusive rights to NFL Sunday Ticket. Sports are about the only programming left where execs hold more cards than consumers.
• Last point on watching shows online. Some networks can’t stream shows because their producers (you, Warner Bros.) live in the stone age. And even the ones who allow it have their heads in the sand to some extent, because they delay shows 24 hours from the air time on TV. Ridiculous. When you watch a show online, you don’t have the option of skipping the commercials. And there are fewer commercials overall, so you watch them. Shouldn’t a media buyer pay top dollar for that kind of exposure? Shouldn’t the networks charge it, then work like mad to increase online ratings by making shows available the same night? And why stop at online? Why not mobile, too? The argument goes that simulcasting diminishes the value of having the show on TV. So what? DVR already devalues it because the commercials just get skipped. Why not plus up the online value? Besides, there’s an even bigger reason the argument doesn’t hold water. As Mark Cuban’s excellent blog post on movie studios explains, consumers now determine how they consume entertainment. For example, my wife and I are lucky to have our kid in bed by 8, which means any prime time show before 8:30 isn’t getting watched no matter what. Before, we would save it to DVR. Now we watch it online assuming it’s available. The smart companies are adapting. The Warner Bros. of the world can’t catch up soon enough.
• While I miss certain channels and shows, on the whole I don’t miss satellite or DVR near as much as I imagined. Having to make an effort to watch the shows I really want to see has made me realize just how much garbage there is on TV. The difference is I don’t have to wade through nearly as much of it to get to the stuff I want. When I decided to make the switch to rabbit ears, it was with the idea that I would go back to satellite the moment we could afford it. Now? I doubt I’ll ever go there again.